When you need glasses and go watch a 3D movie, it feels like this
Which one goes in front of the other help me
If you ever hate or are embarrassed by the Naruto fandom, just remember it didn’t join in an alliance with One Piece and Bleach and make something embarrassing like SuperWhoLock.
what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean
there’s a part of your brain called the “medulla oblongotta” which is nicknamed by irl snipers as the ‘apricot’, and it’s a target they tend to aim for because it makes for quick kills
fruit shop owner = lots of apricots
it’s a really stupid and complicated insult sniper’s a fucking nerd
It’s also the reasoning behind this little decoration in his van.
Again an apricot. it’s a Sniper thing.
playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again
hey can you imagine two spy heads
in the fridge, each bored and smoking and arguing when they do manage to talk to one another because they blame one another for their predicament….
and then one day heavy opens the fridge and the two spy heads are aggressively making out?
that’s what my brain just thought of.
this wasn’t supposed to get notes what the hell