moomins-at-sea:

"What a strange catch."

schouher:

Livestream reqest

Rose for drisrt and GamKar to Mao

guys-srsly-wth-is-goin-on:

A friend suggested i should make a porrim so here she is. These are fun to make, i think i might make a cronus or nepeta next.

artfortheemperor:

kritzelkrams:

When you need glasses and go watch a 3D movie, it feels like this

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Which one goes in front of the other help me

orangesage:

If you ever hate or are embarrassed by the Naruto fandom, just remember it didn’t join in an alliance with One Piece and Bleach and make something embarrassing like SuperWhoLock.

queenfujoshi:

littlemissfemscout:

weeniehatjrs:

skoothsmin:

weeniehatjrs:

what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean

there’s a part of your brain called the “medulla oblongotta” which is nicknamed by irl snipers as the ‘apricot’, and it’s a target they tend to aim for because it makes for quick kills

fruit shop owner = lots of apricots

it’s a really stupid and complicated insult sniper’s a fucking nerd

i

dang sniper

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It’s also the reasoning behind this little decoration in his van.

Again an apricot. it’s a Sniper thing.

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artfortheemperor:

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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dirtzoned again…

aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

can that be abbreviated FBI?

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runaway-dog:

if you say so billboard…

runaway-dog:

if you say so billboard…

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

rowseroopa:

Reblog if you like Mario characters:
Mario | Bowser | Princess Peach

rowseroopa:

Reblog if you like Mario characters:

Mario | Bowser | Princess Peach

hey can you imagine two spy heads

spycrabbypatty:

spycrabbypatty:

in the fridge, each bored and smoking and arguing when they do manage to talk to one another because they blame one another for their predicament….

and then one day heavy opens the fridge and the two spy heads are aggressively making out?

that’s what my brain just thought of.

ok goodnight.

this wasn’t supposed to get notes what the hell

babycharmanderkeckleon:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so



i do not understand but this is making me laugh

babycharmanderkeckleon:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

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i do not understand but this is making me laugh